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Someone...


...has broken into my house and rearranged my furniture, slapped blaring poster bills on the walls, perfectly product-placed my surroundings, shoved my dirty mags in paper bags, and asked if I'm over 14 years of age (HA) to go through my front door.

WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED?

All right, you can't bugger off for a year and not expect some vandals to invade and create havoc and slap advertising everywhere.  Evidently.



PS. Should I have a warning for the "f" word?  I am so lost.
EDIT: Also, the spam comments. Where did they come from? No Cialis, teen alcholics or BDSM for me. Delete

This outrage is brought to you by New Coke.

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redbeargrl
Aug. 13th, 2011 02:32 pm (UTC)
See what happens when you run off for a year...you don't call, you don't write.
Speaking of writing, hows that doing? Any new plays lately?
Seriously though, it's good to know that you're still around.
lynsangelic1
Aug. 13th, 2011 03:01 pm (UTC)
I'm working on two at the moment. Both getting as complex as I like them to be, but too much to handle at the same time. Hence, I've been blocked for the past few months :/

How have you been? And your writing?

And, seriously, who defaced LJ?
redbeargrl
Aug. 13th, 2011 03:31 pm (UTC)
Glad to hear you're writing again! Yeah, I understand being blocked but I do my best to work through it.
Defaced LJ? Not sure what you mean but I did have to turn off allowing anonymous commenting because of all the spam.
As to writing, I'm really trying to get serious about getting back to writing original fiction. I haven't written a fan!fic in months. Currently working of a science fiction/dark urban fantasy mashup with Lesbian overtones.
(No, I don't sleep much.)
I've recently started my own author blog though at: http://www.jcarth.wordpress.com
It gives me a place to sound like I know what I'm doing. Whether I do or not is open for debate.
lash_larue
Aug. 13th, 2011 03:48 pm (UTC)
It was the commies.
L
lynsangelic1
Aug. 13th, 2011 04:17 pm (UTC)
L: I'm guessing it was the russian capitalist oligarchs, but I s'pose they used to be commies...

The pop up embedded advert really freaked me out but its the way things are going.

How are you?

J: I couldn't be more intrigued at the prospect of a lesbian sci-fi/urban fantasy. Seriously. Given that I don't know any particulars, the genre fuckery is enough to salivate at.

I have been flirting with sci-fi, and a sci-fi fandom, due to a RPG in which you can (as a female space commander) get it on and theoretically reproduce with a hot, blue, sweet alien chick - in canon. Sounds completely daft written down like that, but amazing for plot bunnies.

I had a look at your wordpress and the rec'd blog of Chuck Wendig - with his creative use of profanity I'd say you were separated at birth, non?

Liked the "Killing off a Good Guy" post - and I know that Joss quote is one you've quoted before, and one you certainly write by. With regards to the mentor/mentee survival conundrum, does that mean that you, or I, or both of us have to kill Whedon to succeed?

And the post prior to that, on the music of madness- Joss has always written the Crazy exceedingly well in my book. The ramblings delightfully ambiguous and ripe for scrutiny to find the clues that ultimately betray the characters secrets. Not an easy form to master. I remember trying to write a Drusilla POV fic way way back in the fandom day. Utter mince.
redbeargrl
Aug. 13th, 2011 06:37 pm (UTC)
the genre fuckery is enough to salivate at.
Yeah, talk about a niche market though. I refuse to write anything that could be classified as Young Adult as I am neither. Besides, there is too little pr0n in the genre and this needs to be remedied.
You mating with "hot, blue, sweet alien chick"? This is the stuff of my dreams. Let me know if the offspring is a Smurf however. Not too fond of Smurfs. I am rather fond of the inhabitants of Cameron's Pandora though. It might have something to do with those tails.
Chuck and I must have been from the same litter. My facility with profanity probably comes from the Marines where I learned that "Fuck" can be used with all seven parts of speech. I take some pride in that.
Thanks for the kind word on the blog. I just put up a new post too.
Joss had Crazy figured out, but he never created an evil Big Bad as foul as Jo had with Umbridge. Seriously, she should consider writing a Horror novel some day.
I tired Dru. It didn't work.
lynsangelic1
Aug. 13th, 2011 07:38 pm (UTC)
Hm. I think it's the saccharine evil of Umbridge that makes her. But I would counter with Mayor Richard Wilkins III. Ho yes.

I think Sigourney Weaver's Naavi (that right? I really resented paying £12 quid for that movie with 3D glasses and the “unobtainium” that I blocked it out) was the only alluring one. But it's Sigourney ffs. Even attractive when blue.

This is my lovely alien.

In addition to the canon ability of this all-female race (the asari) to reproduce with partners of any sex or race, they live for a thousand years; have an elite, badass and ruthless sect of justice warriors; and a small number have a genetic defect that causes the sufferers to descend into a sin-fuelled madness because they literally fuck sexual partners to death.

Ripe for fic, or what?

I am writing fic at the moment. Not alien fic, but Hr/G. Trying to get back to the roots. Revisit, recharge – and have fun. Which I am.

Although I’m seriously rusty with prose (as opposed to theatrical). Disconcerting how much I feel that my muscle has atrophied. But I’m working through it
redbeargrl
Aug. 13th, 2011 09:28 pm (UTC)
Wilkins was good. I had a hard time disliking him though. I don't have that problem with Umbitch.
The movie blew. Big time. But there was something about those Naavi tails. Unf!
Your alien: I would. I'd even take the chance of being fucked to death. I can hear the plot bunnies being hatched as we speak.
You're doing Hermione/Ginny? I'm beside my self with joy and rapture!
Is it done yet? Huh? How about now?
Sorry...Bears aren't really good at being patient.
lynsangelic1
Aug. 13th, 2011 10:16 pm (UTC)
Not done yet, but I think that's due in large part because the tiny Boss has staggered in rather inebriated. Must feed, give tea and listen to stories of the night thrice over...

*sigh*
carawj
Aug. 13th, 2011 10:14 pm (UTC)
Gosh, hello! I hope all is well and good with you these days?
lynsangelic1
Aug. 13th, 2011 10:24 pm (UTC)
Hello!

Things are not bad with me. Getting there...

How about your good self? Still in London? if so, you OK?

Lx
acoustics1220
Aug. 15th, 2011 02:55 pm (UTC)
Hello, friend! :)
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